"The International Association of Beachcombers certifies that: Paul Stock is Grade-A Beachcomber material: he is highly skilled at lying on the beach and doing nothing but watch the girls go by, he will pick up almost anything he can find of the beach, he is an expert toe-wriggler and sand-flea bite scratcher, a master at avoiding work, able to grow scraggly whiskers, unafraid of anything in a bottle, and always needs a haircut." Copyright 1956, By Petley Studios, Inc. Phoenix, Arizona.